Servicing Jokes

All works and play makes Jack a dull boy !

Purpose of this webpage is to provide some humour so that you will not leave this website feeling frustrated or unfulfilling.

Preferably some real-life technical support or servicing jokes. Its not meant to dig on anyone but as a way of knowing what really happened out there.

Some times, a lesson can be taught or learnt just by laughing over it.

Here goes.....

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's
a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under
a window, and his is working fine."

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I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the
document back to the sender when I was finished with it,
because he needed to keep it.

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A customer called with a problem I just
couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All other colors would
print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are
cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of
cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow
printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink
cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers.
Nothing worked. I asked my co-workers for help; they offered no
new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to
tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she
asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper
instead of this yellow paper?"

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